So I'm at work, taking a break. No, I have not been "taking a break" all day long. Yes, I actually work. No, I'm not going to say what it is that I do exactly because you wouldn't understand anyway. Frankly, I don't understand what I'm doing all the time either. I just work.
Things on my mind, besides work:
- my kinship project for anthropology is due Monday. Bitches. Ugh. Why do Vietnamese people have to mate like rabbits. Bitches. Why does polygamy seem to run in the family? Bitches, bitches, bitches.
- Cal Adopt-a-Soldier may be the first thing to get me completely off of AHMUN. Okay, okay, so I admit, my next major plan is to force my sister into Andrew Hill so she can infiltrate Model UN as a freshman and I can regain control of my empire. Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying my kids aren't doing a good job of running it, it's just that I like my way better.
- Jack Johnson is like OMMGGGG. Yeah, I'd tap that. A Hawaiian surfer with a voice as good as John Mayer's and a face that is more refined and, well, freaking hot. Mmm. Bitches. Is the polygamist inside me venturing into the open?
- cussing all the time is just so crass, but it's who I am, so don't try to change me. :]
- politics. Ugh. Is it for me? Is it not for me? What is for me? I'm starting to feel bursts of apathy for anything political. Like, no opinion on some topics. Seriously, what is this madness? WHAT IS HAPPENING???
- scholarships have marked their territory with someone else's bank deposit. Bitches. I need more ambition.
- baseball will never be the same. Freaking Mitchell's Report. What, do senators have nothing else to do that they have to start court hearings themselves? Is this really the best use of our tax dollars?
- athletes who use steroids. Seriously, did you think you'd never get caught?
- Radio Alice is freaking awesome. Always loved it, always will. The talking can get a bit... dry at times though, but what else is new?
- Lent is SO long. I have a whole more MONTH to go. Virginal Maria.
- Ferras' "Hollywood's Not America" probably won't be huge like Maroon 5 was during summer chem `05, but it's not bad.
- College isn't so fun when you don't hang out with boys. Speaking of boys, this marks the first time in my life when I have more female than male friends. It's weird. And I don't care too much for the highs and lows of drama.
- Midterms are bastard-born bitches. Yes, you heard me right. They are the illegitimate, just as gruesome, butt-ugly female offspring of- can you guess it? Yes, that's right! Finals!
- Bills are so much better when they're in the form of dollar bills you find in your pocket after doing the laundry rather than college tuition that seeks to destroy the non-existent credit history of middle-class college students. Fuck Stanfurd and their free tuition for families under 100k. I go to Berkeley and fucking WORK for my education. Ugh. Bitches. Yes, I'm jealous.
- Stupid tags and their character limit. I just spent a good five minutes looking over tags I could erase so my freaking post could auto-save its ass.
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